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1- What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!
2- I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.
3- You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
4- For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
5- I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
Like good wine, you get better with the years.
6- For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
7- You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
8- My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
9- OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
10- On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
11- In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
13- Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
14- Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
15- For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
16- On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!
17- You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
18- In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!