50+ Funny Birthday Toasts | Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends

During a birthday celebration we all love hearing funny toasts, rather than a toast with a funny face. But hearing some funny birthday toasts from your favorite people is quite rare until they add something funny. So if you are that favorite person of someone and want to add something funny then, check out the collection of great birthday toasts, presented on this page. We hope that it will be handy for you!

Funny Birthday Toasts for Best Friend

If you are looking for some funny birthday wishes for best friend then check out this section first. It covers some interesting kinds of birthday toasts.

  • Good friends are hard to come by. You are worth more than you can ever imagine to me. Happy birthday!
  • Don’t worry about getting older. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Happy birthday!
  • Cool, friendly, clever, beautiful… but enough about me. Here’s a toast to you!

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Funny Birthday Toasts

  • Smile—speak—raise your glass—drink—smile—sit. That’s all you have to do. No one ever says, “That toast was too short.”
  • I’ll drink to the Girls who do! I’ll drink to the Girls who don’t! But…I won’t drink to Girls Who say they will and won’t!
  • Here’s to the brilliant, warm, handsome . . . a company that you keep.
  • I send across my best wishes to one of the best persons I know, who is like a best friend to me and has given me the best possible times in my life. Here’s raising a toast for your Happy Birthday!
  • May you have been born under a lucky and little star and may that star never lose its twinkle. Happy birthday!

  • I’ve drunk to your health in taverns, I’ve drunk to your health in my home, I’ve drunk to your health so damn many times, I believe I’ve ruined my own!
  • May your liquor be cold, May your women are hot. And may your troubles slide off of you slicker than snot.
  • May your past be dim, may your future be bright, and may today be the light that guides you. Happy birthday!
  • May you have the hindsight to dwell only on the best moments, the foresight to live in the moment and the insight to see the beauty in every moment. Happy birthday!
  • May heaven smile upon you today! May all the angels stop to cheer your achievements! Happy birthday!

  • As you go forth from this birthday, remember always that if you cannot be with the one you love, love the wine you’re with. Don’t be angry, don’t be sad — just love the wine you’re with.
  • May your voyage through life be as happy and free as the dancing waves of the deep blue sea…and may you ride the crest of these waves the rest of your days. Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday! May you stay much too young at heart to ever be old in my eyes.
  • May you die in bed at 95 years, Shot by a jealous wife(husband)!
  • To you on your birthday, glass held high, Glad it’s you that’s older – not I.
  • Beautiful young people are accidents of nature But beautiful old people are works of art.

Funny Birthday Greetings for Brother or Sister

  • Happy birthday to the brother who knows me well and still handles my mood. You are not a man, you are a saint who always protects me.
  • Happy birthday to the most beautiful sister in the world whom I know who can still look young using anti-aging cream.
  • Happy birthday to the most annoying sibling. I am so glad that you came into my life to make me look stupid!
  • Wishing my handsome and only brother the happiest birthday ever! May your life be filled with happiness, love, laughter, and annoying times whenever you are with me.
  • Happy birthday to my lovely sister! May your birthday be as memorable as my Amazon Prime password.

Funny Birthday Toasts for Wife or Husband

  • Best wishes to my lovely husband who is not only a year older but also the closest person to whom I like to borrow all his belongings.
  • Congratulations to my beautiful lady for tolerating my snoring for another year. I know it is not an easy job, you did it great. A very happy birthday to my sleep-deprived partner!
  • Birthday wishes from the one who endures your mood swings and loves you everyday
  • Best wishes to my one and only human pillow who I can snuggle anytime! Thanks for always being there for me. Enjoy your day, and make me laugh a lot!
  • Happy birthday, my delicious caramel! My heart belongs to you but your heart belongs to your stomach. So, I have prepared a cake for you, taste it and kiss me!

Funny Birthday Greetings for a Guy

  • I have already contacted the fire extinguishers they may come anytime, so do not waste a second and light the candles of your birthday cake.
  • Are you wishing to god to get your long and silky hair back on your birthday? Okay, your wish has been granted. Check out the gift box!
  • Today is your birthday! Now, you are at that age when you yell at kids to get outside the home.
  • Do not think of this birthday as balding syrup, think of it as growing back up. Best wishes and here is to a fruitful year ahead!
  • The best part of having you is that we did most of the stupid stuff together. Happy birthday to you, let’s go on another trip of lovely memories!

Funny Birthday Toasts for a Girl

  • How do two idiot friends create memories of each other? They enjoy their birthdays together, of course.
  • Best wishes to the only person whose birthday I can not forget even when my memory fades. 
  • On your favorite day, I planned to give you something that was definitely beautiful, but then I remembered, you do not need it because you have me.
  • Happy birthday sweetie! You know, we are going to spend another year together to celebrate another birthday of yours.
  • Happy birthday. May you day be as sweet as as your selfies and year be as fabulous as your reels!
  • May your upcoming year be bright as your highlighter. Happy birthday to my makeup queen

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50th Birthday Toast For Your Lovely Friend

Having a friend with a long term friendship is quite beautiful, and if that friend of yours is going to cross the 50th years of life then this is the right time for you to give them funny cheers to make them smile. 

So, let’s check out some interesting 50th birthday toast quotes or wishes to your lovely friend:

  • So what if you’re another year older. Think of it this way: Technically, at this very moment, you’re not even a day older than yesterday, so cheers to your birthday and the best days of your life yet to come!

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Funny Birthday Toasts

  • So what if you’re another year older. Think of it this way: Technically, at this very moment, you’re not even a day older than yesterday, so cheers to your birthday and the best days of your life yet to come!
  • They say that everyone needs pillars to survive. I found one great foundation in your friendship. Happy birthday!
  • As you turn another year older, take comfort in the fact that there is no such thing as going downhill for overachievers like you. Instead, look forward to conquering the next level, whatever that may be. In the game of life, you are a winner.
  • I would never have asked for a greater gift this year. May you find what you have shared with others and more this year! Happy birthday, friend.
  • Happy birthday to you for years to come, we’ll explore them together for a life filled with love, joy, and fun. Happy birthday, darling.
  • I offer these words on your special day: Never above or below you, but always beside you, my love. Happy birthday.
  • You are an inspiration to me. Thanks for being my friend. Happy birthday!
  • It is rare to find people that add value to your life. Most people will take away from you. You have simply been valuable all through the time we have shared. Happy birthday!
  • With lovely and great birthday toasts, the celebration will become more wonderful. Don’t hesitate to choose a great birthday toast to express in front of your family and friends.